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Thread Starter, Ive landed quite a few at various spots and am happy to take you out for a session if you like. Cheers Shanan

I live next to Parra river and was heading to the gym one morning and saw a carp actually jump onto the bank so I took a run up and soccer booted it as far away from the water as possible. It should be illegal to release them back into the water.

Those cheeky dogs, Greenies are nature's worst enemy.

Anchor 40m off mono point and drop some livies into a fine burley trail. Cheers Shannan the flatty failure

mate not meaning to be rude but why would you go carp fishing when youre so close to the ocean?

Does fishraider have any annual take the kids fishing type event? Dont want my kids ending up living in front of a computer like these Gen-Y kids! so it would be good to get them out with other kids on the water. Cheers Shannan the flatty failure

havent read all the posts but you can get mullet traps and drop there near any well lit jetty at night and get your fill of livies easy. Shannan (Flatty Failer)

Good to see you put it back unharmed mate. - Shannan the Flatty Failer.

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Should have flicked some seal sized lures at them. Shannan - The Flatty Feeder

thanks guys Ive pulled a decent breamo from near the ferry wharf and seen some small mud crabs. Hopefully this means this part of the river is coming back to life!

That was without doubt the best post I have ever read on any topic on the internet. Sent it to my american mates and they did find it funny bloody sepos!

Guys I live about a 5 min walk from the Parramatta Ferry wharf and have had some success catching carp and sea mullet there. A few people tell me that you can also catch jewies up there as well, does anyone know if this is true? Also has anyone tried flicking har bodies on the freshwater side for Bass? If any locals wants some company PM me and ill come down for a flick with you. Cheers Shannan

I will disown my son if he doesnt become a fisho

good looking carp and kid mate. My son is the same age and I have some gun spots that are safe in the upper parra. PM me any Sunday and we can take them both out. PS- Try adding linseed (SP?) oil to the breed/burley