Alcohol

[Big Bob]

Only an Aussie could pull this one off!

From the State where drink driving is considered a

sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast,

Queensland.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a

local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the

officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated

that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the

car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly

observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on

five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which

he fell into.He was there for a few minutes as a

number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car,switched the wipers on and

off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators

on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the

lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a

little and then remained stationary for a few more

minutes as some more vehicles left.

At last he pulled out of the car park and started to

drive slowly down the road.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this

time, now started up the patrol car, put on the

flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and

carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the

Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having

consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to

accompany me to the Police station this Breathalyzer

equipment must be broken."

I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated

decoy".

True story...

[Sharky]

Thats Magic I love it .

Edited February 17, 2006 by Sharky

[Davy]

Holy crap! thats the best plan ive ever heard.

Do u think the guy got charged anyways?

Edited February 18, 2006 by Davy