bolan Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Well Raiders, As you may have read on my Wifes post (Mrs Sumpy) We all had a total blast up at the Entrance. The kids cut loose on the fish and the Parents had a blast doing it with them! Especially when they were in bed and we adults (hmmmm?) had time to have a few drinks and laugh. Whoops, went off track.... Now, when we turned up Friday Night, the Kids and Wife unpacked and I was given a small passage of leave to catch up with Ross (Flightmanager). Ross, without a beer in his hand was quickly handed a VB and off we went, talking about everything that has occured since we last saw each other,just like a bunch of shielas at a hairdressing salon! Well, actually, I talked about everything...Ross just talked about his new baby. Not wishing to be rude and suggest that he was way too old for another kid, I just sat and listened in amazement. The name Etech sounded a bit stupid too, but one must remember that not every child has parents that give their kids normal names. Well, we yarned and yarned till everyone was asleep and approx 1.5 cases of VB went missing(I told Mrs Stumpy it got stolen) It was 2.00am and Ross took me and showed me his baby. An E-tech 75 horse outboard brand new on the back of his old shitter! And don't correct me on any of this stuff Sammy, because I know it all! It has bugger all moving parts, it does 7.2 litres of fuel to 16 km of drag racing, and is way quieter than an ACDC concert in Queensland. Way to go Ross. The following night, we all had to walk past Ross's baby to get to the Barbi area. I stopped to talk to a few Raiders, Rzep and Fisherdude. "Nice engine boys, thats Ross's new baby", I said. And with a quick reply both said in unison, "Yep it does 7.2 litres of fuel after doing 16 km full noise" Wow, did Ross get around! After dinner, we had larger problems than Ross just dribbling to the adults, I walked out of the Barbi area and there the old coote was with my children and his son sitting down testing them on the brilliance of his new engine. The secret photos from my fishing rod cam will show you. Now, if you look at those pics left to right, you will notice that after an hours lecture, Ross's son and my children are all asleep! They got detention for that! That night the kids said a prayer. Our Father , Who fishes in Heaven A Fishing we have been. Thy Kingdom come, Thy lures, will be done, On Earth, as it is in Heaven. Give us a day, without Ross's lecture, And bring us good salmon, As we forgive those, with E-Techs on shitty boats, And lead us not into Evinrude And deliver us from Ross's bullshit. For thy has the Kingdom, The power and the Shimanos For ever and ever Ahmen WTF ?????????? Oh, Good night E-Tech! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsswordfisherman Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Oh stumpy Cheers mrsswordfisherman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rzep Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MRS WATTO Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Well done Stumpy , thats gold. Didnt he rave on about his motor, he even started telling me about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildfish Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy0884 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 (edited) GO OPTIMAX!!!! You will salute to that stumpy!!! Lets drag race ross! Did you hear that it uses 7.2L for 16km of drag racing? and so quiet!! Edited April 29, 2007 by crazedfisherdude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cat-as-trophy Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 And I missed out on all the fun????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrs_rzep Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 ha ha ha - That is a great post - Good work Stumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnno Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Hey Ross did you get a new motor Hows it go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Stumpy Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 I apologize Ross for my husband, but whilst he is picking on you he leaves us alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGibbo Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 What a classic Father Stumpy. well done - I didn't know you were religious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davemmm Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 (edited) Is there an "after" photo to show what happens to the paint on a new motor after racing over a lake that has an average depth of eight inches Edited April 29, 2007 by davemmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MRS WATTO Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 I apologize Ross for my husband, but whilst he is picking on you he leaves us alone. Poor Ross , He loves been picked on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooked Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cat-as-trophy Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Davemmm, I can tell you I wasn't happy when he rang me and told me about that little episode Mrs fm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davemmm Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Davemmm, I can tell you I wasn't happy when he rang me and told me about that little episode Mrs fm He wasn't the only one. The lake seemed to be full of boats driving on mud (not just raiders others too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolan Posted April 29, 2007 Author Share Posted April 29, 2007 He wasn't the only one. The lake seemed to be full of boats driving on mud (not just raiders others too) Yep, my prop and skeg look awfully shiny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Duffell Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 he wont be seeing this until tonight hahah good stuff that prayer was great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 had me in stitches. penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clutch Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 had me in stitches. penguin ...me too great post Stumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 55 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Stumpy I reckon you have it spot on I'm sure I heard Ross talking to the motor during the night made having the next villa a bit scary when you start hearing things go bump in the night on Ross's boat BTW do you know that he only used 7.2L of fuel for 16km Jeez we're going to cop it when he gets back Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel reil Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 yeah he just went on n on about his new motor. i know the water was shallow but come on Ross it was just a few scratch's on the motor u should of stayed in the water for more than an hour if even that. if u dont have n air horn get one so u can warn ppl when your coming cause its so dam quiet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flightmanager Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Theres only one answer to a post like Stumpies , it goes something like this , now pay attention , I will be asking questions later !!!! I bought a new motor for the boat , a fine thing coloured Royal Blue . Unlike its owner ( and some of his Fishraider friends ) it drinks very little , in fact , my total fuel bill for the weekend for the boat was $10.00 ( I know how important figures like this are to you folk !) . No need to tell you the vital stats , as The Honourable , The Member for BS and Character Assasination has already stolen my thunder . In conclusion , let me say , this was all driven by envy , he just wishes he had a nice blue motor , instead of those common as dirt black ones !! Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1975 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Ross ban him! people shouldn't go around making fun of fellow raiders and their choice of motors or how much they love said motor. billy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Geeze Ross, I thought you'd gone to ground for awhile there You buggas should leave ol' Ross alone, Can't ya tell he's had a hard life! I'm with you mate......... Go The Evinrudes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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