Gone fishing

[Fab1]

Gone Fishing

Four old timers were Fishin and one remarked how for
Christmas this year he'd love to wake up on Christmas
morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go
directly to the lake, meet his buddies and go fishing. His
buddies all chimed in and said, Let's do it! We'll make it
a priority, figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas
morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there
they are on the lake. The first guy says, "Boy this cost me
a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she
can't take her eyes off it."
Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at
home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her
eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring
her new car, reading the manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group and he
is staring at them like they have lost their minds. "I
can't believe you all went to such expense for this
Fishin trip. I slapped my wife on the butt and said,
'Well babe, is it sex or Fishin?' and she said,
"Take a sweater..."

[big Neil]

Good one Fabian. LOL